Phil and I spent the last part of last week in New York City. When we made it home, I have never been more thankful for my own bed in my entire life! I’m not sure if there was even a mattress on our bed at the hotel or if we were just sleeping on a box spring. I wish I was kidding. We now have a new winner in the “Worst Bed I’ve Ever Slept On” category. We both walked around like zombies on Friday due to a lack of restful sleep and sore muscles 😫. While I’m complaining (I’ll be done in a minute, I promise 😉), I also want to say that W 23rd St. on 7th Ave. must be where the people go to be loud and honk their horns at all hours of the night. Or maybe they do that everywhere and the exterior walls of our hotel were just the same quality as the mattress 🤷🏻♀️.
Anyway, aside from crippling back pain and minimal sleep, we had a great time on our mini vacay to New York City! 😃😃 Driving ourselves was much more pleasant than our previous trip this summer on the bus with people we wanted to vote off and that broke down on the way home. Although, driving in NYC is a nerve-wracking experience, especially at night when people are out in herds and don’t follow crosswalk signs, and even worse, the other drivers don’t use signals and just cut you off. Fun times. I drove into the city because Philip says he’s a much better navigator than me (he is, but we won’t tell him that 😉). We parked and walked for the duration of our stay. When we left on Saturday morning at 8am, it was much easier getting around; almost no traffic or pedestrians so we’ve decided our next trip will be timed to arrive then. We’ll drive through the night and avoid all the chaos. There will be a next trip because I love NYC. I would never want to live there because too much time spent would cause me to become annoyed with all the crowds, but I love it in small doses. We’ve decided that mastering driving in NYC with all the people and aggressive drivers and also in WV with all the hills and potholes and most weather conditions means that you could probably drive anywhere in this country comfortably.
Since we arrived at around 8pm the first night, we just ate dinner and went back to the room. We mistakenly thought we could get some sleep and start out sort of early the next morning. The guy working the front desk made a dinner recommendation when we asked where we could get good Chinese food. He said he didn’t recommend the place across the street, saying he didn’t trust them in his wonderful New York accent that amused me. He asked if we wanted Korean, Vietnamese, Thai, etc. etc. We were like, “umm? Idk” because there’s one Chinese restaurant in our town and we have no idea what nationality they are 😳. He recommended BonChon, a Korean place right down the street, so that’s where we went. He had good taste. The food was great and so was the Brooklyn Lager.
The next morning, after a slow start due to sore muscles from the damn bed, we hit Starbucks and headed to 34th St. to explore the iconic Macy’s. There were 9 floors! The escalators look as though they are originals from when the store was built. Everything else is gorgeously renovated. It’s interesting though to see all the wealth it has to offer in a place where some people have so little. I saw a sweatshirt hanging in a designer store within Macy’s (I can’t remember which one) and it had the words New York City printed on it with intentional paint splatters all over. A “ruined” sweatshirt with a price tag of $150. There are literally homeless people who live on the street and people pay $150 for a shirt with paint splattered on it. That weighed heavy on my heart while we were there. It certainly is a site to see though. Macy’s Herald Square is the largest department store in the U.S. and second largest in the world, according to wikipedia, if you trust that source.
Liars! 😳 (maybe)
When we left Macy’s I was on a mission to hit up a bakery that we had passed on the way up. It was called Caked Up and boy did I get caked up. Getting too caked up makes one feel like throwing up. Just a warning for you. They were so freaking good though. There were many flavors to choose from and it was hard to make a choice. Which is why we ended up with 4 cupcakes for two people 🤷🏻♀️. We got cookie dough, chocolate coconut caramel, cannoli, and banana cream pie. They were all amazing and I would highly recommend any of them but cookie dough was my favorite. Philip liked the chocolate coconut caramel best, which was my second fav.
All Caked Up
Since we obviously needed to walk some of that off, we decided to go see the Empire State building, something we didn’t do last time. I gotta tell ya, the view is nice but not worth the $32 per person it costs to see it. Save your money, if you’ve never been. I can’t imagine how much money they take in each day there. Unbelievable. There were tons of people and you had to wait to ride the elevators, first to the 68th (?) floor to an informational display (that we didn’t really have time to look at because we had Broadway tickets and wanted to eat dinner first) and then to the 80 something floor for an outside view. Too much time was spent getting there to spend a few minutes outside. Maybe going when it’s warmer would make this excursion more enjoyable but I imagine only slightly. Again, save your money.
Anyway, about that Broadway show; make sure you’re on time. We are not usually late for anything. Philip likes to be early and I like to be less early but definitely on time and we had every intention of being there almost half an hour early. However, the subway fooled us again 😡 and we got on a train going the wrong direction. I’m going to blame the freaking map app this time because it told us where to go and it was wrong. Anyway, instead of going up to 50th street, we went down to 14th street. We got off and just decided to walk instead of risking getting on the wrong train again. If you ever plan to go to NYC, you should definitely train for a half marathon beforehand. Earlier this year we walked 16 miles in one day and this time we walked close to 12. It was a fast paced walk to try to make it to our show on-time. The GPS said we would arrive at 7:05 and we made it at 7:02. I wasn’t worried because I didn’t know that they were super strict about showtimes and we when we got there the attendant was like, “hurry up and run to the door so you can get in. They’ll be closing in a minute!” We made it in in time but I did see another couple come in about 10 minutes after the show started. So I think they just try to scare you into being on time in the future; a rule I am fine with people enforcing. I hate when other people are late and I hate being late. We watched Wicked and it was amazing! Our seats were so good that we could see the spit coming out of the actor’s mouths…seriously.. if you’ve ever watched that episode of Friends where Joey is acting alongside Richard Crosby, who teaches him to enunciate by spitting then you can envision what it was like. We will definitely see another play in the future. The only thing I don’t like about Broadway is getting there. Once you hit 34th at night, it’s like an aggressive game of Red Rover when the crosswalk sign turns white. There’s always a huge crowd of people heading both directions and you have to fight your way through the crowd. On our second night we had to walk back to Broadway to PlayStation theater to see the comedian Stephen Lynch. During our walk we were befriended by a couple in front of us because the guy was very excited that they got to be first three times (!) at the crosswalk and he said that had never happened to him before. He felt like it was an important duty because he got to tell us when to go 😂🤷🏻♀️. I think we may have been his lucky charms because that happened to us many times in the few hours that we were there. I think he may just not walk at a regular pace on the norm lol. I also got fist bumped my Batman in Times Square and how often can you say that? Anyway, Stephen Lynch’s show was great and if you’re not easily offended, check him out on YouTube. I’m warning you though, he makes fun of just about every group of people there is and you’ll likely be one of them. He sings and aside from his songs being totally ridiculous, he really has a great voice.
The view from our seats for Wicked. You’re not allowed to take pics during the play.
Our seats were great for Stephen Lynch’s concert, too! I tried to take pics of him but the lights interfered 😒.
Earlier in the day we decided to kill time before his show by going to the Ocean Odyssey attraction. It was an educational event that teaches you about animals in the ocean and there’s a lot of technological interactive equipment. The first room we went into looked like the floor was an ocean and you could stomp on the floor at fish and they would swim away from you. It made me kind of motion sick. Everything was pretty cool and we’re both animal lovers so we enjoyed learning about them. However, again, the admission price may have been a bit steep for the experience it offers. I had a truly unique experience with the bathroom though. It was an all gender restroom, which was fine; the doors went all the way to the floor, and had none of that crack in the wall between stalls bullshit that is everywhere. However, coming out and washing my hands alongside men was a little weird and took me by surprise. Which was kind of dumb since I knew going in that it was for everyone. Just not something I do every day, outside my home anyway.
Google the Humboldt squid, aka red devil, and hope that you never encounter one 😳
Our trip was short but perfect (minus the bed 😑) and I can’t wait to go again! Our drive home was shorter than the drive up due to the timing. If you don’t know this already, you are not allowed to pump your own gas in New Jersey. We had an awkward experience when we got off the interstate to get gas. Phil got out to pump and the attendant came over to talk to me because I was driving. He didn’t realize Phil was doing it and I didn’t realize he was waiting on me to give him my card. Once we figured each other out due to a language barrier, he went over to talk to Phil, who was having issues with our card. We forgot to mark it for travel and apparently using a debit card for two days in NYC is fine but getting gas in NJ is suspicious so the transaction was blocked until I got a text and confirmed my attempted purchase was legit. Anyway, this didn’t happen in a timely manner so Philip told him we were just going to have to go elsewhere because our card wouldn’t work there, to which the man replied, “gas is cheaper here!” And Phil told him, honestly at this point, “I just don’t have another card to use, sorry.” BUT that man was a LIAR and right down the road the gas was FIFTEEN cents cheaper! GRRR. So I’m glad it didn’t work and I was able to confirm the purchase and our card worked without a problem. However, we really needed to pee at that point and that bathroom was horrendous. Thank goodness I keep sanitizing wipes in my car. Oh, we didn’t know why both places had an attendant come out to talk to us and I remembered reading one time about not being able to pump your own gas somewhere so I googled it and sure enough, NJ is the only state where that is illegal. Get with the times NJ!
Another thing you should know if you’re ever road tripping to NYC, the PA turnpike is ridiculously expensive..like twenty-some dollars to drive on it (each way!) and if you get off, there may not be a way back on, meaning you’ll be taking an alternative route that adds forty minutes onto your trip. We found this out on the way up. Ugh.
We spent way too much money, had more bellyaches than I care to count (the first one started on the way up because all road trips require snacks and I saw a meme that perfectly sums it up, saying something like, all road trip snacks should look like a 9 year old was left alone with $100 to spend. We definitely did it right with oreos, pop tarts, snickers, peach rings, Cheetos, almonds, and I don’t even remember what else. The calorie and sugar counts was horrendous), walked several miles, endured back pain and other muscle aches, got homesick while seeing other pups around, and resisted the urge to throat punch a few people while making our way through the cluster **** that is Times Square BUT we had an amazing trip and enjoyed every minute of it. I could never live in a huge city but it’s exhilarating to be there. I’ll be counting down the days until the next time!