After six years of working as a Home Visitor with children ages 0-3, this is what I know to be true of the similarities between toddlers and puppies:
Potty training is messy.
They know nothing about personal space.
It doesn’t matter that they have the same food as someone else, the other person’s or dog’s tastes better.
They will put anything in their mouth.
They always want what they can’t have.
Selective hearing develops early.
If it’s dirty, they will touch it and then touch something else.
You repeat yourself constantly and it’s not from dementia.
If you have more than one, you will call them by the wrong name.
They don’t watch where they’re walking.
I went to get my hair trimmed yesterday and the girl cutting my hair was trying to make small talk with me (you know, one of my favorite things to do 🙄). I know that it’s probably awkward for them to be silent but I’m okay with it. Anyway, we started talking about Sophie and she was telling me that her son wants a dog but she rents and isn’t allowed to have one right now. She went on to say that she would maybe like to get a dog when she buys her own place but she wouldn’t want a big dog, and she would want one that is already potty trained, and she wouldn’t want one that sheds 🙄. She said she had one before and he was just too hyper. So I’m thinking she probably shouldn’t get a dog. Maybe a hairless cat would be more her style. Once they’re litter trained you don’t have to teach them anything, they don’t shed, they don’t get super big, and many cats outgrow the urge to run around like a chicken with its head cut off in the middle of the night. We had cats when I was growing up (not hairless ones, those are weird. I’ve petted one before and I won’t tell you what part of the male anatomy it reminded me of……) and I loved them very much. I’m just more of a dog person these days. I love all animals though, honestly. Living with dogs is different. They’re interactive and fun and love to cuddle; what could be better? Although, I will say that having a puppy is on a different level than a grown dog. You still get the fun, playfulness and cuddles with the added bonus of asking rhetorical questions, like:
“What are you eating?”
“Where is my shoe?”
“Why is your paw/the floor/my foot wet?”
“Do you have to poop?”
“When did you pee on the floor?! We just went outside two minutes ago!”
“How did you get that boot up on the couch?! It’s bigger than you!
You also hone your investigative skills as you potty train. The secret to potty training a puppy successfully lies in you becoming a potty detective. Did she disappear after just running around and romping with her big sister? She’s probably looking for a place to poop on the floor. Did she drink a bunch of water five minutes ago? She probably needs to pee now. Is she sniffing all over the carpet? Better get her outside quick. We were doing really well for the first four days. She had no accidents in the house. We were starting to think that we got the smartest puppy ever. On Tuesday her guard came down, she let out her true self and pooped on the floor. She’s been averaging about two accidents in the house per day, which really isn’t all that bad. Yesterday she peed on the rug, right in front of the door, which we interpreted as a good sign. If she is going to the door to pee, even if she doesn’t make it outside, that’s progress. Also, the rug can go in the washer and is much easier to clean than shampooing the big area rug so I’m for it. I would prefer for all potty accidents to happen in the kitchen, on the tile, but she won’t take my advice 🙄. All in all, she’s been a wonderful addition to the family. Sansa may have a different opinion some days, but they’re mostly getting along. I think she likes having another dog to wrestle with, she just also wants her toys to herself and maybe a couple of inches between them when she lays down.
Sophie is like a little white shadow to Sansa. She tries so hard to keep up and be by her side that they run into each other all the time. We’ve coined the term “Bumper Dogs” because that’s what it looks like they’re playing. Sansa is so much bigger than she realizes and Sophie just bounces right off of her. It doesn’t phase her though, she’ll be right back at it. And you know how I said above that puppies don’t know about personal space? Not only does she lay on your head while you’re sleeping, she stuck her face in Sansa’s pee stream. How’s that for curiosity? I swear, I have no idea how I’m going to keep this white dog clean!
Between that crazy pup, working at the gym in the morning and then filling in a couple of evenings, doing my other job, and doing a couple of yoga gigs, I’ve had no time for crafting, organizing, or any other hobby. Everything is temporary though so I know this puppy phase will be gone before I know it and my schedule will either calm down or I’ll adjust to it. Until then, if anyone would like to come clean my house, the offer is open 😉.